THIS GUY IS ME.
I THINK I’M IN LOVE
#I feel like Clint regrets ever making friends with Nat #he’s like the fuck is she doing? #I’m gonna get hurt and she’s gonna be fine and I’ll get the blame and she’ll get out of it again #’oh no mr fury it was clint’s idea’ yeah. yeah. just because she can kill a man with her thighs she gets away with murder #literally and here’s me #shootin’ guys from forever away and I get all the shit #if I had thighs like that I could kill guys too (via kirkandbones)
so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT
shit is that paparazzi
act cool martin
This is twelve times funnier if you read it in reverse order
One of the great moments watching the movie last night was seeing Chris Evans show up as Captain America. What was that like, getting back together? (x)
Jim Parsons & Todd Spiewak.
do you ever wonder if tom hiddleston and benedict cumberbatch borrow each others clothes like ben calls tom and says, “hey, tom can i borrow that really cute blue shirt. it totally goes with my eyes and shoes.”
sorry ben already does that with martin
I remember this one too
会骑自行车却不屑考驾照？Martin你……【Mr.Freeman find someone has stole his shirt
Variations on the word ‘goodness' by Mr Hiddleston