"So, you had that mask on. You had to wear that all the time, right? Does that get hot on your face?" (x)
Oh god oh god oh god, this is it, I’m done now.
THIS IS A GOOD PART OF THE TRAILER
Your face pleases me , but your style kills me [x]
"So in my mind I thought this was gonna be like, my ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ moment. And like, confetti was gonna come out and everyone’s like, going to scream and sort of like, 'We're gonna sell things!'. So I really went for it and there was just… silence. Like, nothing really happened.”
The most talented man I have ever had the pleasure of working with #tomhiddleston#jaguar#vsco#vscocam #filmshoot
The Art of Villainy with Tom Hiddleston | F-TYPE Coupe (by Jaguar USA)
oh my god
Heat level: Off the charts_
Number of victims: Beyond measure_
Scanning the situation:
Tom Hiddleston: in a state of villainy. Car: pretty damn fancy. Suit: fits too well. Smolder: it’s on. Voice: deep and raspy, with a side of wickedness. Hair: dark and masculine. Eyes: making direct viewer contact, gazing under brows. Smile: mischievous, with a hint of Loki. Fingers: won’t stop touching stuff.
Fans rendered defenseless. Severe pain of emotional, hormonal and psychological nature. Physical damages increasing. Severe, long lasting effects to be expected. Alerting all medical and psychiatric facilities at once.
Suggested course of action:
Stay put; do not wander off, avoid traffic. Take cover; pillows, blankies and other cuddly things highly recommended. Self-medicate; cookies and ice cream and chocolate hopefully nearby. Seek group support; confide to other fans, create supportive networks. Process the events; accept and forgive.
Debriefing sessions offered at SWH throughout the next ten years which it will take to get over the incident. Do not hesitate to seek help, either from the fridge, your bed, the nearest cupcake shop or friendly fans. Have faith in survival. We will pull through. Good luck.
SWH standing by_
I think that’s awesome.
Tom on the message of The Pirate Fairy [x]